doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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