They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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