just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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