I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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