is your mom at the bar?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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