at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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