i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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