WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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