I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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