these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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