Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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