She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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