Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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