i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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