I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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