If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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