so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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