I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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