windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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