Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Randomize
