I wish i was in the wii world.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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