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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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