i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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