Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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