No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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