Me. At least after what I've been through.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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