i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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