I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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