Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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