Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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