Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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