The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Damn victory sex feels great
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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