I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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