I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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