Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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