well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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