i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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