she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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