So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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