Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao