That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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