before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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