There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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