I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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