Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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