why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
