She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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