I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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