Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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