I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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