Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I AM VODKA MAN
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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