I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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