The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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