i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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