quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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