Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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