Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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