yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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