Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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