At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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